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Joke of the Day

"Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled? It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP"

"What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common? Neither can finish a play."

"A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom. Because it might pi-ka-chu"

"My psychiatrist asked me about how many times a day I exaggerate. I responded, ""Like a billion."""

"The final death of 2016.... Mariah Carey's live performance career"

"Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener His lilies always die"

"My nickname in the North Pole is 'comma' I had sex with Santa's wife and separated the clauses"

"Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !"

"What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor? The training."

"Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ? Because they can only count to 3."