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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Communist Mexican? A Gaucho Marxist"
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"I'm sorry you lost the weightlifting competition. Would you like a pick me up?"
"The french word for ""unfortunately"" has 15 letters The english word for unfortunately has 13, but it's two short EDIT: For the curious, the french word is ""malheureusement"""
"Did you hear about the vegan what converted their car to run run on herbs? They wanted to thyme travel!"
"My dad always told me... Always B sharp and B natural, but never B flat. Safe to say, I'm a terrible musician. Thanks a lot, dad."
"Jared Fogle ""the subway guy"" was upset to be sentenced to 15 and 1/2 years in Prison today... Funny because 15 1/2 years used to sound pretty good to him."
"Lady Gaga is so nasty I wouldn't even poke her face."
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Donald Trump ... ill see myself out"
"Never tell a joke about a midget. They can come back to bite you on the ass"