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Joke of the Day
"America: Where stairs are only used for emergency escape purposes."
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"I went to the local art museum, I really enjoyed it and took lots of pictures. But unfortunately I'm now banned until I bring them back."
"People shit on Columbus like they've never knocked on the wrong door and then murdered the people inside and lived there."
"wife: as immature as you are, you do do a lot for this family, so thank you me: *giggles* wife: me: wife: ...go ahead me: ""do do"""
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