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Joke of the Day

"A Chess Shop A man walks into a chess shop, and going over to the small asian manager, he asks if he can purchase a piece. The manager says, ""Oh sure. Take a rook."""

"I'm not really a social drinker. I'd say most of my drinking is work related."

"Remember duck tape turns no no no... In to mmm mmm mmm"

"What do horses hope for on election day? A stable economy"

"What was Trump's reaction to the petition for him to release his tax returns Not my precedent"

"So a depressed horse walks into a bar.. Bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""

"Pimp my ride I've just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA. Should look cool on my black jeep."

"To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential."

"NEW! TOP 100 TAZERS IN AMERICA!! #45 WILL SHOCK YOU!"

"My good friend died having sex I guess you could say he came and went at the same time."