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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box if chocholates. It's full of nuts and you only enjoy some of it."
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"Me: Saw your bf today ""Where?"" M: What's the name of that gym next door to the gay bar? ""Golds?"" M: Yeah, in the gay bar next to Golds"
"A woman walks into a green grocers. She asks the man behind the counter for a cucumber. He asks her: ""Whole or sliced?"" She replies: ""I've got a fanny, not a fucking slot machine!"""
"Why is the Energizer Bunny such a slut? He takes 2 Ds at the same time"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for the fresh prints."
"Thinking about going to 50 Shades and eating loudly the whole time."
"[OC] What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January? Genu[w]ine."
"I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering. I'm going to call it ""Eau de Humanity"""
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people, Then it must also be true that toasters don't toast toast. Toast toast toast."
"Made a Jesus joke. Nailed it."