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Joke of the Day

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China."

"From my girlfriend's boss: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"I wrote a poem. I dig. You dig. She digs. He digs. They dig. We dig. Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep."

"I spotted a subtweet and also spotted a squirrel with a juice box... I'll let you guess which one had a greater impact on my life."

"Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? Because the sign says No Tres passing"

"What terrorist group have the most cold blooded killers. ICES ASSASINS... (isis pun).."

"One time I had a boss who called me while he was in the bathroom, and then he accidentally peed on himself, so sometimes good things happen."

"So a turkey and a ham are walking into a cancer survivors meeting... The ham looks over at the turkey and says: ""What are you doing here? You aren't cured. """

"""Moooooooo"" - bilingual donkey"

"Gangster shift keys pop a couple caps in dAt aSs."