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Joke of the Day
"I got my wife tickets on a cruise ship. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic."
Next Joke
"How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer? Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha."
"Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? She uses the other hand to moan."
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture."
"What are gay people's favorite pizza? Meatlovers."
"What is the difference between a peeping tom and a pick pocket? A pickpocket snatches watches"
"I'm a dyslexic tree... My life is A-OK!"
"How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked."
"So funny how ""go to sleep"" and ""do parkour"" sound exactly the same to kids."
"What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito? M'laria"