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Joke of the Day

"Why isnt Hitler invited to any BBQs? Cuhs he burns all the franks! Friend told me this, so im sorry if this has already been posted."

"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month!"

"Why were the coal miners confident of Theodore Roosevelt ? He threatened their boss to use his big stick."

"The memory foam in my mattress is probably wishing it could forget me."

"I'm still waiting for the episode of Extreme Home Make Over where they demolish a hobo's cardboard box and build him a crate..."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"What's a dog's favorite chip? Ruffles :)"

"I just got a papercut... we'll just see if I recycle this week... stupid cunt tree."

"Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her."

"Consequences One of the more interesting consequences of having watched *Pulp Fiction* before reading *Hamlet*, is that I pictured Marcellus as a big black guy."