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Joke of the Day
"Two dyslexics walk in to a bra"
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"Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing."
"Pizza Rolls are just Hot Pockets for midgets"
"*at movie theater* M: I'll take a large popcorn with extra butter. H: Sure. What movie are you seeing? M: I'm not."
"what do you call that worthless flap of skin around a vagina a woman"
"Sent a tweet with a typo. Deleted it and now I'm gonna be bummed about until mid June."
"Why will global warming eventually confuse women trying to reach orgasm? Because it will constantly be changing the position of the clittoral."
"Today I accidentally hit on the mirror It cracked me up"
"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? By leaving a plunger in the toilet"
"Church A very enthusiastic book club."