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Joke of the Day
"I needed a password 8 characters long .. .. so I used Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"
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"I think some of you need an exorcism not an intervention."
"Which star do the dinosaurs like best? The one that keeps getting bigger"
"""Y'ever wonder why the TARDIS is square on the outside but round on the inside?"" *SuperCuts lady finishes my haircut without another word*"
"T-Rex probably died from the spread of disease since he couldn't use the soap dispensers without smashing his face into the mirror."
"If I can make you laugh with a Facebook Status... Imagine what I could do if we met at a bar."
"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila."
"I'm at the ear clinic. My name might've been called out. I have no idea. PSA: The joke is originally in Swedish, tried my best translating it."
"A blind man walks into a bar... and into a table, and into a chair..."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"