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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !"

"Hello jokesters! How about we show off our best 'I'm so poor that...' jokes. Fell free to put any joke that you feel is funny."

"The worst part about calling in for a sick day is the pressure of knowing you only have one shot to do the ""I'm sick"" voice."

"What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the other side."

"Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !"

"Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious."

"He: ""I'll catch a grenade for you."" She: ""Prove it."" He: *Plays Call of Duty*"

"Fantastic exercise that really helps you to lose weight: Turn your head to the left. Good. Turn your head to the right. Very good. Repeat this exercise whenever you are offered any food."

"Life is like toilet paper... ... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."