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Joke of the Day

"Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."

"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"Time Lords make the worst lovers... It's always bigger on the inside"

"The NFL has got some messed up rules Kill some dogs, go to jail, then come on back and play. But say the ""N"" word ...... You in big trouble sucka"

"There is only one type of cake I don't like Stomach ache"

"What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas? He went to the Shell station."

"Women call me ugly until they find out what I make Then they call me ugly and poor"

"If you zoom out during the opening credits of ""Friends,"" you'll see that the security guard who protects that fountain is DEAD."

"If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore."

"What happened to the heretical chef? He was burnt at the steak."