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Joke of the Day
"Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."
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"What is it called when you kill a chickpea? Hummuside"
"""Room service? Send up a larger room."""
"The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was NOT letting his friends and family know he was good with computers."
"A priest is walking a crowd through a tour of an old church. He walks them through the priests changing quarters, turns to the crowd and says ""And this is where we separate the men from the boys!"""
"What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation? A Rap Tour"
"I had two gorgeous cats... One was called Idonknow and the other Idonremember. Unfortunately, idonremember jumped from the Golden Gate bridge and died. Which dog remained alive?"
"I remember my first time at a mic. ""Cleanup on aisle 5"" & ""Price check-Advil"" were two early bits that really seemed to resonate with folks."
"Forget Washington, Lincoln, JFK. Trump Is Simply Going To Be The Best President To Have Come in A Melania."
"What's long, brown, and sticky? A stick"