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Joke of the Day

"What is the favorite food joint of dubstep makers? Sub-WUB-WUB-WUB-way"

"This guy said,""I can predict what's going to happen to your nose."" I thought,""Crikey! It's Nostril-damus!'"

"Power surge at the A/C factory... Fans shocked."

"I must admit, my ""Kiss Me, I Have The Zika Virus"" T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car."

"The oldest joke in the world: ""How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"" You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

"Imgur Servers"

"It's a good thing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wore masks, or people might have recognized the 4 giant turtles at their day jobs."

"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks."

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's a fucking skeleton. He's dead and shit."

"Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling"