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Joke of the Day
"A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. Again!"
Next Joke
"Them: Pleasure to meet you. Me: Give it time."
"Sources say Amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services."
"A study was just conducted to see what the #1 fear in humans is The results came back, and it's cats. But something seems a little off. They've only done testing on mice so far"
"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!"
"What do a communist and a nihilist have in common? It's all the same to them"
"you know how Hitler used to tie his shoes? In little nazis"
"How do you circumcise a priest? Kick a little boy in the jaw."
"The truth will set you free. Unless the truth is you committed murder. In which, the truth will get you 25 to life."
"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"