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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom? Because it's a toad's tool."
Next Joke
"That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt."
"You know the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever."
"Thank God pets can't talk, they know too much."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into an asshole..."
"How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ? You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction."
"What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land? Reservation reservation reservations."
"Sorry I threw sliced bread at you when you were taking a duck face selfie"
"What to hear a joke about dementia? Pickles"
"What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?! Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin."