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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee ground up and easily dissolved."
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"Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed into the boards"
"Mime Ninja Silent, But Deadly."
"Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling Kristen Stewart."
"What's the difference between a toilet and a sink? ... Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore."
"For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below: Still sucks."
"What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus? Audi drivers have pricks on the inside"
"What do you called a piano someone pissed in? A peeano."
"EA just announced this amazing FIFA 16 feature - player is now able to run from the FBI"
"My doctor told me I was fat. I said I'd like a second opinion and he said ""you're ugly too"" :-/"