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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she did in her, She'd be a porcupine!"

"*puts on satin, full length pajamas for men, slips into bed* yes... time to text some girls the word 'hey' and only the word 'hey'"

"[the noise of everyone talking at a party randomly goes silent] ME: i call hot dogs meat pickles"

"Did you hear about the suicide bomber? His career ended just as it was beginning to blow up..."

"A Red Indian introduced me to his wife... ""This is four horses....."" I said, Wow, that's a beautiful name, What does it mean....?"" He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!"

"Need a punchline. And.... Go! http://i.imgur.com/t57uK.jpg"

"Would I be in a porno for a million dollars? It depends. What kind of porn? Will my mom see it? Do I have to pay the million all at once?"

"Geophysics Joke That argument is so weak, it can still be measured on the Richter Scale! Randomly popped into my head while watching an earthquake documentary."

"After a long search, I finally found the French cologne I was looking for... It was hiding behind the American cologne"

"If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question."