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Joke of the Day
"Need a punchline. And.... Go! http://i.imgur.com/t57uK.jpg"
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"Why can't we see photons having sex? They do it in the super-position."
"If you ever Google ""Gary Oldman"" For fuck sakes don't forget the ""r"" in Gary!!!"
"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once."
"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find her body."
"*pets your eyebrows* there, there caterpillar; everything will be ok"
"Married men live longer then single men. So if you want a slow death...... ;-)"
"My Favorite Joke :) What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? ... ""Its gonna take me awhile to hard 'cause I just got laid by a chicken!"""
"""The hits just keep on coming."" - A radio Dj/abusive parent."
"What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!"