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Joke of the Day
"My husband doesn't like it when I say we are ""married"" with quotation marks."
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"I dropped my iPhone under the bed once so I get it, moms that lift cars off their babies, I get it."
"What do you call a woman with no clitoris ? What ever you want. She isn't going to come."
"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective."
"I got arrested for killing a black man. I was charged for impersonating a police officer."
"A termite walks into a bar... And he says, ""where is the bartender?"""
"Whoa. The house telephone thingy just rang. Couldn't remember what to do so I stopped, dropped and rolled."
"I think gambling hotlines would be more effective if every fifth caller won a prize."
"Today a girl stopped me on the sidewalk and says, ""On a scale of 1 to 10, how pretty do you think I am?"" ""I'd say you're about the average but I don't want to make this a mean joke."""
"Playing video games cost me my life. Luckily, I've almost collected 100,000 Space Eggs from the Planet Zogg so I'll get another one."