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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when to use ""fridge"" or ""refrigerator""? Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge."

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking JK, Rolling."

"What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? With a divorce you get rid of the whole dick."

"A man was arrested standing next to his homie coz it was homie side"

"2012 finally we know ..."

"Uncle Robert was talking to his nephew Jimmy ""Uncle Bobby, how did you become my uncle?"" ""Well Jimmy, your parents went wham-bam and now Bob's your uncle."""

"If you're a monkey, your shit's always bananas."

"I'm Puerto Rican, but not ""carries a knife in my purse everywhere I go"" Puerto Rican. Sometimes it's in my bra."

"Did you hear about the two melons that are having trouble getting a divorce? The judge said they cantaloupe."

"So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric"