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Joke of the Day
"If you're a monkey, your shit's always bananas."
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"What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."
"What's one thing that a beautiful woman and a jar of peanut butter have in common? They can both make me swell up to 3 times my normal size."
"What's the Difference Between An Onion and a Baby I cry when I cut onions."
"Someone was taken down to the police station after they were caught drinking vodka from a coffee cup while driving. They took a mug shot."
"so, apparently trump is living in trump tower and not the white house one more reason why i want to blow up the tower"
"Why do gay clubs float so well? They're flambuoyant."
"Sean Connery and fat girl with a lisp meet in a bar"
"I like my men like I like my laundry Clean and hung"
"Isn't it weird that Greenland is icy and Iceland is where my wife moved when she left me"