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Joke of the Day

"I'm appalled by the amount of sex, violence and profanity on TV. It's too fucking low."

"OMG!! Ellen Degeneras drowned last night! They found her face down in Rikki Lake!"

"What does a mermaid mathematicion wear? An Algae-bra."

"Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!"

"This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess."

"Two nuns are discussing their love lives.. when one nun asks the other, ""So, do you ever start smoking after sex?"" The other nun replies, ""I don't know, I've never looked."""

"At a gag gift exchange, I gave a woman a hotdog and a condom She said ""Frankly, I never sausage a small weiner."""

"""I'm a social activist. No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow."" -everyone on Facebook"

"How did the guitar player bust the G string? He was fingering A Minor."

"I'll never forget my Granddad's last words before he kicked the bucket. 'How far do you reckon I can kick this bucket?'"