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Joke of the Day
"OMG!! Ellen Degeneras drowned last night! They found her face down in Rikki Lake!"
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"[identifying body] Cop: this him? Me: yea Cop: he's burnt pretty bad huh Me: yea Cop: ... Me: ... Cop: prolly get a discount on cremation"
"Common sense: Walk away. Me: No."
"""You know what, that's some ?.."" ""Calm down you're being irrational right now."""
"Need wrist jokes My little brother just broke his wrist and we are sitting in the hospital. He requested wrist jokes. Anybody have some?"
"What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!"
"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""
"why do people swerve I love running over stuff"
"How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? Surprisingly pleasing."
"Who the fuck said, ""Less is more""? You know what is more? More, damn it!"