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Joke of the Day

"I'm a Responsible Gun Owner. I did the right thing and got my gun neutered. Now it just fires blanks."

"Butcher A man in a butcher shop: ""I would like bull testicles please"" Butcher: ""Me too"""

"French toast is just like regular toast but with a tongue in it"

"How do you circumcise a guy in Alabama? You kick her sister in the chin!"

"What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band? KGBGs"

"Why did the student fail the exam? Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin"

"Why do you never see elephant's in trees? They're really good at hiding."

"I have never in my life tried to pronounce an L so hard than when asking my dad for the ""caulk"""

"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"

"I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US"