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Joke of the Day
"French toast is just like regular toast but with a tongue in it"
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"*Nerdy guys phone rings* JOCK: ""Who was that, your girlfriend?"" *Everyone laughs* NERD: ""Nope. It was yours."" *Dead silence*"
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number..... She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
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"Stop me if you've heard this one: When is a door not a door? *WHEN IT'S BEEN BLOWN TO BITS!*"
"My girlfriend has lost all feeling from her waist down.... what an insensitive cunt."
"""I like my women how I like my sunglasses... Sitting on my face..."""
"What's the most common phrase at a strip club? You come here often?"
"These people are putting up 'Lost Parrot' signs for the sake of their kids, but you'd think they'd place them higher for other birds to see."
"What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go."