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Joke of the Day

"I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US"

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"When David shot Goliath, there was a giant thunderstorm. He was just slinging in the rain."
"the latest trend I hear the latest trend is to install trampolines on cruise ships - apparently everyone's jumping on board"
"Sometimes I just sit in the Target parking lot blasting ""Gangstas Paradise"" out of my Prius."
"What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies? You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork."
"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin"
"What do you call a discounted circumcision? A rip off"
"Why did the moth go into the dentist's office? The light was on."
"What's common between a bungee jumper and a hooker? If the rubber snaps, you're screwed"
"What is ""The Fonz's"" favorite breakfast? Eeeeeeeeeeggs"
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