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Joke of the Day

"I have never in my life tried to pronounce an L so hard than when asking my dad for the ""caulk"""

"This is Eric's wife. He accidentally left the house without his phone. TELL ME EVERYTHING."

"Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection? No Stairway."

"I hate East German Cars I mean, the Trabant was a load of old pants."

"What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne"

"If your problem can't be solved by me saying ""that's messed up"" and nodding a lot, then you shouldn't come to me for help"

"A man went to the zoo. All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"So if multiple cactus is cacti... NSFW Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?"

"Do you know why Bernie Sanders has gotten as much sex as he's had? Because he doesn't care about position!"

"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."