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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumcise a guy in Alabama? You kick her sister in the chin!"

"Ways to make your woman happy. 1. Cook for her. 2. Surprise her with hugs & kisses. 3. Hide a lion in her apartment then rescue her."

"I was dating a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes I've just found out she's popped her clogs..."

"Do you know why Parisians only have a single egg for breakfast? Because in France one egg is un uf."

"Hey look, Grandma! You made the cover of ""Didn't Make Me Any Cookies Weekly"" again. ""What good is she to anyone?"" it says."

"The writers for The Office have drifted out of touch with modern office life. Nobody is employed anymore."

"I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it."

"A Massachusetts man was arrested for illegally keeping over 400 birds in his home. He tried to keep it a secret, but he couldn't keep the birds from tweeting about it."

"OBSERVATION Boobs are proof to women that men can focus on two things at once"

"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!"