74449
Joke of the Day
"Why do you never see elephant's in trees? They're really good at hiding."
Next Joke
"[At the stress test, staring at a treadmill] Dr.: Just run at a speed where you can still talk normally. *sits down on a chair* Me: Okay."
"As a Marxist I could never play CoD, because I refuse to create a class."
"Why do whites call it reverse racism? because, only whites are racist."
"What is Obama's least favourite instrument in an orchestra? The Trumppence"
"Q. What is black and white and screams? A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs."
"My pupil is dilated... ...6 inches. Guess I shouldn't have believed her nine months ago when she said she was on the pill. 13 year old girls are such liars."
"Stalin and Hitler Stalin: Hey Hitler, Wanna Hear a Joke? Hitler: Sure Broh Stalin: Stalingrad Hitler: I Don't Get It Stalin: Exactly"
"""but what if I ask someone a question and they answer it"" - me sitting in my house too nervous to go to my neighbors party I was invited to"
"If you sleep with your socks on, please unfollow. I do not support you or your lifestyle"