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Joke of the Day

"I just got fired for getting beauty tips online during my lunch break! my Boss said "" Madison Ivy gets a facial"" is not a video on beauty tips."

"I dreamt that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda... But I woke up and realized it was just a fanta sea."

"We named our beautiful daughter after my mother. Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 22 this year!"

"TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the Caribbean! Justice was served."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"

"Having no clue about human anatomy is my Achilles Elbow."

"A and C were going to prank their friend... ...but they just letter B"

"AMD hardware aren't for weaklings only for people who can handle the heat!"

"There's a joke in this thread. It's you."

"[invention of blue cheese] ""this cheese has gone off"" sell it ""but it's gone mouldy"" I SAID SELL IT! ""fine"" & double the price ""are u ok?"""