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Joke of the Day
"Puns about women are not funny. Period."
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"Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
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"If this guy calls me ""sweetie"" one more time I SWEAR I'll continue to pleasantly smile and nod."
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