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Joke of the Day
"My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? [not the traditional punchline] Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."
"I want to go to Gordon Ramsey's restaurant, throw a plate of risotto against the wall, and say ""Whoever made this is a fucking donkey!"""
"How did Henry V reload his rifle? Once more into the breech, dear friends"
"Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games? Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10."
"90 female cops on the road... And I got arrested for doing 80"
"Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are."
"What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin."
"Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse, don't chew with your mouth open."
"Which duck will destroy the establishment? None, ducks are not allowed in politics."