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Joke of the Day
"I love the neocortex... It's always at the forefront of my mind"
Next Joke
"Are you a romantic man? Yes. When my wife comes home late, I turn on the candles, let the place fill up with nice and warm water and throw in some soap. So she can immediately start doing the dishes."
"Q: What goes clop, clop, clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop, clop, clop? A: An Amish drive-by shooting."
"Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves. Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they"
"What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? Beautiful"
"Yo mommas so fat. She stood on the scales and the number displayed was above average."
"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner"
"How did the Scotsman find the sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."
"So my girlfriend's sign was Cancer. which is quite ironic considering how she died. She was attacked by a giant crab..."
"Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive"