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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive"

"How did alien defeat predator? ""Hi, why don't you have a seat right over there please.."""

"How do you know if you're a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood."

"How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard"

"Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position."

"Condoms. I can't wrap my head around them."

"dispatch: we have a home invasion robbery in progress on the far side of the lake rowboat cop: *grabs oar* I'll be there in 6 hours"

"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pick pocket The pick pocket snatches watches"

"My Friend is 5'8""... Some people would say he's tall, but I think he's just high."

"I met an atheist that worked for a charity She said it was a non-prophet organization."