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Joke of the Day
"HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are."
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"ME: Mint choc chip ice cream, pls. I got my own cone [places it on counter] EMPLOYEE: This is a traffic cone? ME: You must be new here."
"Mitt Romney"
"I was walking through a cemetery, and I saw a guy crouched behind a gravestone, so I said ""morning"", to which he replied ""no just taking a shit""."
"A group of chimpanzees walking out of a Banana Republic is called ""disappointed"" Except for Charlie there, who scored a nice sundress."
"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
"An Old woman is having breakfast with elderly husband when she says LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND HAVE SEX"" he replies ""PICK ONE,I CAN'T DO BOTH"""
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women can't resist anything 25% off"
"Autocorrect turned your lynch mob into a lunch mob? Maybe if you ate something you wouldn't be so angry."
"Old people. Old people at weddings always poke me and say ""you're next"". So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."