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Joke of the Day

"I wish I had an old Asian man for a pet. That way I could name it ""Old Yeller"""

"Why do we call it politics? Because poly means many and ticks mean blood-sucking parasites."

"*Full parking lot* Me: IF THERE IS A GOD, FIND ME A SPOT AND I WILL BECOME RELIGIOUS! *spot opens up* Me: NEVER MIND, I FOUND ONE!"

"Just donated a kidney. Hope somebody checks that Goodwill box."

"How are women and tornadoes alike? They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"I finally opened the condom in my wallet and it had a beard."

"What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? A boeing constrictor"

"Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have herpes. Laugh all you want. You'll still have herpes."

"How did Helen Keller break her arm? She tried to read the speed limit sign."

"How can you find a fag in a newspaper? It's not hard."