188357
Joke of the Day
"What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up? Garry Oldman."
Next Joke
"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar... Then the bartender says: These presidental elections are starting to seem like a joke."
"Why is Jesus so bad at hockey? Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!"
"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep Pan, crisp and even!!"
"How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it."
"A guide to procrastination... I'll tell you later..."
"A young boy asks his Jewish father for $40... The father replies, ""40 dollars?! What do you need 20 dollars for? Here's $10"" gives him a 5, ""now go split it with your brother."""
"We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi."
"Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all It's not easy growing up with twice the dad jokes."