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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen's winning."

"Fucking cows... ...wouldn't recommend it."

"What do you call a Chinese Billionaire? Cha Ching."

"My mother talks into the phone like a combat soldier calling in air support."

"How do you tell a friend their breath stinks without being rude? ""I'm bored, let's brush our teeth!"""

"Crime really does happen at Pokestops! I met up with my dealer at one last night."

"Why is it warmer near the corners of a room? Cause they're at 90 degrees."

"I'll vote for whichever candidate promises to get rid of banner ads that move when you scroll down."

"I overheard an extremely perverted frog at the pond yesterday. Kept saying ""rubbit"""

"How does Hitler line people up to get ready for mass genocide? Jew by Jew"