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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen's winning."

"[NSFW] My wife and I kept on arguing about who should be on top of whom during sex. Now I'm not saying I won, but I came out on top"

"*clears throat and reads from the ancient parchment* i love big tittys"

"There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom."

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions. We Love You Brittani!"""

"I used to like Mitch Hedberg I still do but I used to too. RIP Mitch, we miss you."

"My mind wants to dance but my body is a really awkward white guy."

"Some people don't like awkward silences but I do because that's when I think about Thundercats."

"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable"

"What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet? Very limited fonts."