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Joke of the Day
"On average, how many people are dead in a cemetery? All of them."
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"Do you know what the 14th and 15th letters of the alphabet spell? No. _______________________ You are exactly right."
"How do you catch a Douchebag? JerkBait."
"A very attractive woman walked into a bar Asked everyone what they wanted to drink, everyone wanted two liquor"
"A joke from Finland Q: What doesn't fit in your butt, and doesn't buzz? A: A Russian butt buzzer."
"Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look."
"ME: ppl call dogs ""doggo"" now. i guess its a meme, i dont get it THERAPIST: this is $200/hr. do you want to talk about anything else? ME: no"
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls in the corner!"
"I've made the front page 5 times! The girls on /r/creepyPMs are really mean and don't understand the P means Private."
"Animal Crackers Please do not eat if the seal is broken."