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Joke of the Day

"Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !"

"Without Loss of Generality Assume x = 5"

"I was going to tell you a gay joke butt fuck it"

"- Judy, you have such a great taste! - Steve, stop biting me!"

"When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps? Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown?"

"Height Of Facebook Influence Height of Facebook influence Doctor the patient: How you're feeling now? Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons"

"What do we want? Race-car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

"I just bought bunk beds. The other night I brought a date home. She said, ""I'll get on top."" I said, ""Great, I'll get the ladder."" She said, ""You sure think a lot of yourself, don't you?"""

"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"

"My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently ""heating your dinner"" wasn't a good answer."