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Joke of the Day

"There's an email going around that claims to include a nude photo of Hillary Clinton Don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton."

"Boy: Our Principal So Stupid Girl:Don't You Know Who i am? Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am? Boy: Good (Walks Away)"

"Why don't they have showers on airplanes? Because of the towel ban."

"What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital? An Anne-Boleyn-ce."

"While getting the newspaper, I thought the neighbor admired my new boxers a bit too much. 'Til I felt a breeze. And remembered a button."

"Whats the technical term for a female to male sex change? An adadictomy"

"I heard about this one place with red signs that thanked drivers for slowing down... ...but when I drove by, everything was blue."

"I've been using Vim for 5 years... Mainly because I don't know how to exit it"

"I don't like bone jokes.. I don't find them humerus."

"How many /r/The_Donald moderators does it take to change a lightbulb You have been banned from /r/The_Donald for this submission..."