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Joke of the Day
"Fur Coats will make you into a Man They really put hair on your chest."
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"Ugly girls shouldn't be allowed to get pretty girl tattoos. Like instead of butterflies they should have to get pterodactyls."
"What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!"
"My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven. Just how I was raised."
"Is sex without obligations possible after getting married? Yeah - sometimes I can have sex without promising to do the dishes afterwards."
"My doctor told me I'm Bi-Polar I wasn't sure to laugh or cry."
"I'm so out of it I just asked my dog to hand me something. To be fair, he gave me the same blank stare my kids would have."
"My coworkers and I do this fun thing where they say 'It's so cold out!' and I say 'It's winter' and then we silently hate each other."
"How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs"
"I react to the phrase ""open bar"" the way my dog reacts to everything"