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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant"

"How does a mermaid give a man head? She blows him out of the water"

"One day, when you least expect it, every single one of your problems will finally be gone. Oddly enough, so will you."

"What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend? On the front page of reddit."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam. You can't peanut butter your dick into someone's ass."

"Life is all about trying way too hard to look like you're not trying."

"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"

"What's the difference between you and a bag of shit? You're not in a bag."

"The ""self-lubricated catheter"" and the ""discreet pocket catheter"" have me rethinking what role catheters ought to be playing in my life."

"What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown? Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels."