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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus"
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"Me: I was so happy before I lost my forearms in that shark attack Therapist: How do you feel now? Me: With my elbows"
"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot."
"I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary... ...What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous."
"If I see you wearing those toe shoes, I will call the police and give them your description every time a crime is reported on the news."
"Father's Day is the day my wife gets on all fours and lets me do ANYTHING I want to her. I usually lay back and use her as an ottoman."
"Don't you just hate it when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything."
"99.9% of people are idiots Fortunately, I belong in the 1% of intelligent people"
"If threesome is sex with three people...... .....and a twosome sex with two people, I guess I know why I'm always called handsome. (Btw, is this a repost? I hope to god not.)"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. The tricky part is getting them in there."