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Joke of the Day
"What's a Jihadist Muslims least favorite sex position? The Eiffel tower"
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"How do you identify a vegan? Listen closely."
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever."
"I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the BMI scale"
"I got fired from my job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way."
"A man walks into a bar... ""A man walks into a bar and the bartender says""... ...""Stop speaking in third person Jaqen"""
"What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down? ""Let's get the flock out of here"""
"Me: Cleaning up is a superpower. Don't you want to be a superhero? 5-year-old: I'll just be a bad guy."
"How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle? He had *bean stalking* her."
"Finding that one slob at the gym who's in worse shape than you is the best feeling. The worst is realizing ""he"" is a mirror."