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Joke of the Day

"Is there something called ""Your mama so foreign...""-jokes? Please share if you have any, no rules O.o"

"Whoever said white people can't jump... Obviously hasn't heard of 9/11"

"In an effort to be sexier for my wife, I figured I'd pluck 60% of my chest hair... 3 of the 5."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!"

"Some nights I just lie down and stare up at the stars and I wonder what happened to my roof"

"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"

"Is there as much intelligence disparity in other animals as humans? Does any cow make other cows go, ""That's the dumbest cow I've ever met""?"

"Just finished my Sexual Violence Prevention and Awareness Training. It was very informative and I feel much safer. Plus I totally raped the quiz at the end, 100%."

"Me to waitress: ""Do you have frog legs?"" Her response: ""Yes.."" Me: ""Then hop on back to the kitchen and get me a steak"""

"Q: Why are manhole covers round? A: Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."