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Joke of the Day
"What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released? The safety."
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"What did the Asian guy say about all the recent celebrity deaths? They're dropping like Freys!"
"What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline? To get to the other side!"
"How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane? He was retarded"
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"Now let me tell you a joke about a hair dryer... ... nah nevermind. It blows."
"Can we all stop pretending that alcohol tastes good?"