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Joke of the Day

"My reddit secret santa gave me what I have really been wanting for quite some time now.... They fucked me."

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"Two cannibals are eating this guy.... One of them ask, ""So, you having fun?"". The other one says ""Yeah. I'm having a ball."""
"Mike: I'm really glad I wasn't born in France. Jim: Why? Mike: I can't speak French."
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