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Joke of the Day

"snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something"

"One step forward for cancer research, two steps back for women getting men to go down on them. Thanks, Michael Douglas"

"Why does Dr Dre make headphones? Beats me."

"I thought I would go and help out in Africa ...turns out they have enough aids."

"How does the sexiest man in the world tell a joke? Like this."

"Why do people say half a dozen? Why can't they just say Six"

"What's the difference between procrastination and laziness? RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post"

"Yes I wore a $900 fuchsia southern belle dress to your kid's baptism. When I was your bridesmaid, you said I could always wear it again."

"What do the LAPD and computers have in common? They can both burn C.D's"

"Why are blondes terrible at telling jokes, timing."