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Joke of the Day
"My food pyramid is a cup of coffee sitting on a pack of cigarettes."
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"off to see the new anti-semitic Tyler Perry movie, ""Jews Control the Madea."""
"Why did the surfer join ISIS? Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up."
"Is sex without obligations possible after getting married? Yeah - sometimes I can have sex without promising to do the dishes afterwards."
"You know it's weird you add 'French' to anything and it makes it better: 'French cuisine', 'French toast', 'French kiss'... The only exception is 'people.'"
"Why are you so fat? Because I eat a lot of pussy"
"Every year I end up have so much Thanksgiving leftovers.. Not this year though. I'm quitting cold turkey"
"""PIZZA"" IS ACTUALLY AN ANAGRAM... P - PLEASUREFUL I - INTERESTING Z - CANT THINK OF ONE Z - CANT THINK OF ONE A - ""AGG""-CELLENT"
"Eat* a big** bowl*** of Cheerios****! Part***** of any healthy****** breakfast*******! [please read warnings and disclaimers carefully]"
"adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane"